5 Things You Touch Without...

Washing your hands!

Okay, ladies, how clean are your hands? No, look at them now and think about everything  you've touched today. Have you thought about it? Now, answer the question again. How clean are your hands? Truth of the matter is, you're probably resting your cheek on your hand right now. So, let's get to it. Let's discuss some things you may have touched today, then proceeded to eat a quick snack or touch your face. Eww!

I'm sure you left the house today with a purse. Surprisingly, purses are filthy (even if they are expensive). Think about it, you probably put your purse down in random places everyday. On the floor. Under your desk. On the kitchen counter. Because most women rarely (or never) clean out their purse(s), they are covered with many nasty bacteria. Did you know that, when tested, e-coli and salmonella are usually found on purse? And the bacteria staphylococcus aurous can cause skin infections, and pseudomonas can cause eye infections. In some cases, fecal matter is even found on purses! Stop sitting your purse on public bathroom floors!

My Top 4 Reality TV Guilty Pleasures

I need help. I'm addicted to reality television. I don't watch anything BUT reality television. I don't care if they're staged. I don't care if they're  fake. I don't care if reality television is mindless and  unsophisticated. I'm addicted.



The Bad Girl's Club premieres August 1 at 10:00 on Oxygen



I haven't really liked a bad girl since Tanisha Davis and Natalie Nunn, but still, The Bad Girl's Club is probably my guiltiest reality television pleasure. Every season, I shamefully watch as these tacky, drunk, sometimes, over-sexed girls vie for camera time. Honestly, it seems like each season they get rowdier and rowdier, and each year, I make my popcorn, grab me a Coke and watch the train wreck.

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5 Things You Can Learn From Miss Piggy

You must be sexy at all times.

Sometimes your boob falls out. Deal with it.

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My Five Favorite Female Villains

Annie Wilkes – Misery 1990

"I have this gun. [pulls the trigger] Sometimes I think about using it. I'd better go now. I might put bullets in it."  

O-Ren-Ishii – Kill Bill 2004

"You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai. "

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What NOT To Do On A First Date!

Don't pull out your cell phone and have a full-blown conversation.

Don't get ugly drunk.

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Five Things Women Can Learn From Men

Not to tell your girlfriends everything about your personal relationship.

 

Mind your business. 

Be blunt. Say what you mean.

           Don't hold a grudge.

 When given a compliment. Take it and say "Thank you."

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Five Things You Gotta Do This Month Just Because

Eat carbs. Why? Because they're good!

Be lazy. Why? Because you want to.

Pay for one movie but go to see two. Why? Because it's bad.

Break out in dance wherever you go. Why? Because it's just silly. 

Say no! Why? Because deep down, sometimes you get tired of helping people?

Enjoy.

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Five Really Important Things To Do  This Weekend

Wear that Freakum Dress that's been in your closet for months.

 

Buy the damn shoes already! You deserve them.